Womanizer Review

I've used The Womanizer more, and in various ways, since I first spoke about it; I haven't learned much, honestly. Yet I still named it one of the Best Sex Toys of 2015 because I like it that damn much. I'm gonna just write about it and apologize. I feel like I've failed you, readers. I still haven't figured out what makes me like the Womanizer so much. I still haven't figured out who will love it and who will hate it. I have discovered what happens when you (as I warned against) use it during your period. I've resisted the temptation to crack the fucker open like a lobster[1. Really it's only because if I crack it open I won't ever be able to use it again and I like it too much to kill it]. So hey, let's just get on with The Most Useless Review I've Ever Written.

That really boosted your confidence in me, eh?

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